Out-of-Placers
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OOPs now has a Russian translation which updates shortly after the English pages are posted!
Now also in French:
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OOPs now has a Russian translation which updates shortly after the English pages are posted!
Now also in French:
And Ukranian:
Knew I liked this guy for a reason. Go to fast and you overwhelm them, but show you’re willing to go for intimacy and you might just find them dragging you along. Quite literally in this case.
One must be patient, yet confident, when approaching the Isher
It’s not how he thought he would go, but he had always hoped….
One way or another, he go’d
She definitely knows what she wants.
i.e. THAT ONE
Of the 3, the winner looks the most like Kassen Akoll. Coincidence?
The redhead *does* have side hair-ties though! : D
The red head is the Kass that is.
The suave one is the Kass in her head.
OK, bye…..
PERHAPS FOREVER
I hope that dude’s wrist is gonna be ok between the tavern and her place. XD
I also hope all that smooth talk isn’t just the storefront for a warehouse full of jerkass. Wouldn’t be the first time.
My worries exactly. Though Isher’s made (apparently) the best choice out of the three, the (only) saving grace about the other two is that they were pretty transparent about just wanting sex. With this one, there’s no way of knowing if he’s genuinely sensitive, or a –Nice Guy™– who uses his gift of gab to tell women what he thinks they want to hear.
I hope they’re both being straightforward about what they want — and if (gods forbid) he isn’t, that Isher takes the barkeep’s advice about assholes and the front door.
We don’t know enough about Isher’s species to say the Sailor will be safe. Once excited, she may have a feral reaction to mating that ends up breaking the poor sod. As the bartender alluded to, most women don’t have the potential to throw people through a wall.
That said, Isher is likely dragging the sod home, where Yannit is. Don’t think the guy knows about Yannit, so poor Isher may be frustrated before getting some of what she wants, or be in the middle of a 3 way she lacks the experience to lead.
To be fair, Isher’s pretty clear about wanting to get laid too. I mean, short of not cuddling after, or going full asshole when he gets to her la-…home, I don’t think there’s too much he can do to screw this up.
Yes, false advertising can have troublesome results when it’s a metaphorical bull that’s entering one’s metaphorical china shop.
Especially when the china is made of titanium and the bull is made of glass.
Poet done been yoinked…
Might not be the first time, might not be the last.
This is a classic case of: Be careful what you wish for.
Near death by snu-snu shall commence unless something happens to mess it up.
Calling it now, he’s a virgin.
Man, the comment captcha doesn’t load the first time. What’s up with that?
Anyway, here’s hoping we get a pinup-worthy moment with Isher <3
I hope Isher has a wonderful night. She deserves to catch a break, and a pleasant encounter might be just the confidence booster she needs
“Sweet lady, oh what I would give to end this night with you wrapped securely in my arms–”
Actually, it might be the other way around…
It’s Larry, Moe, ands Curly in… Death by Snu-Cuddles. O_O
Alsos a thought… Yinglets in mech suits! EEEEEEEEEEEE!
I’ve finally read all of these. I am enjoying them quite a bit. Looking forward to more.
You have a loyal new watcher.
Good News fellow Yingleteers! The artist isn’t dead! Or perhaps they posted on Lusty Argonian Maid’d posthumously? Either way, you get a nerdy cat today by Valsalia, and we get a new page on Learn to live by Umbrascythe! Yay!
Big sexy half derg…. Crushed hips ribs, lots of bruises…….Worth the snuggles.
I sure hope for his sake that Isher is a side-sleeper.
Did you forget the page where Isher upon waking kicked Kass across the room and halfway or better up a wall? Isher hugs sound great, but waking up might involve being disemboweled if you are on the wrong side of her.
Some zhings are worzh ze risks… likes fists fulla clams… or a few clams mores… or ze goods, baddies, and Willl-Yings. *blink blink* Oh waits… O_o
I’ve heard of silver-tongued devils but this guy’s makes the others seem like they’re only silver-plated.