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I feel bad for Lopin… it’s one traumatizing moment after another for him.
Is this finally Lopin’s chance to prove his worth?
Does Ran think he can still save Yannit?
Where even is Yannit right now?
How will Kalgkur react when he hears that he was the trigger?
Where’s the first aid for Isher?
Does Elder Varakses know about the old enmity between the baxxids and the indrels?
Sometimes, as a reader, I wish I could get thirty panels of the comic all at once! 😅
I mean you COULD, just… Stop reading for a year. lol
Nnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooo… *big inhales* …oooooooooooooooosss…
*blink blinks* Whats? O_o
Well, on de right side, zhere is a special “go fast” button zhat’s labelled “Patreon” if you wish to encourage de boss in their never ending struggle against zheir chronic wrist injury and keep zhem deep in de clams.
What de Fek…what each of us who wake up as a Yinglet say every day.
However, maybe do some first aid for Isher and Kalgkur before going all contemplative, zhere Ran? Kass, I can kind of understand, being in shock and all, but for serious, people are bleeding, and who de hell knows if Kagkur’s brain isn’t going to get infected or some shit now his fekking skull has been ripped open?
Plus, zhere is still a chance zhat a very pissed off/insane bug will climb back through zhat window. Call de fekking guards or some shit.
I agrees! *nod nods… and goes backs to za hidings*
People, just done’t get it, de level of paranoia zhat does wizh being a Yinglet. Is someone going to trip and fall on me today? Is de free wi-fi going to be bugged out? Or will zhings really hit de fan, and some hurricane cause me to run all de way to de Mountains…again?
Also, good luck wizh de hidings. I understand, really.
Remember: it’s not paranoia if they’re really out to get you – and how do you know they’re not?
It is not a “they” zhat’s out to get me. If it was, life would be easier. No, existence itself hates zhat we exist. I have seen (crazy) humans walk in 65 Mph winds, admittedly wizh difficulty, but Florida man is but a couple of zip codes away from here. For me? Try 40 MPH, and I’m damm near airborne. Also some asshat released non-native snakes, zhat see me as snack-size. Ditto for Alligators.
And that’s not all! I’m Flammable! I mean human hair burns too, but I’m furry all over my body! Roasting a hot Dog over a fire for a human is rarely a life zhreatening experience, as it is for me. Dogs, Cats, even little kids are more zhan my equal in strengzh.
And forget zhings like working at a convenience store, where I am supposed to deter shoplifting, or reach de cigarettes in de overhead bins zhat a human can reach. So, yeah, zhings are not easy, even when zhings aren’t actively trying to put me out of my existence, and I have to try and zhink two steps ahead, wizh zhis Yinglet-brain. So, paranoia, it is!
Thank goodness for Lopin. He’ll provide the key for Ran to figure out this whole thing.
The one I’m most concerned about right now went out the window. Isher just needs some bandages, and I don’t know how much can realistically be done for Kal, or even how bad his injury actually is.
Kal might need to stop by a certain sculpting someone for a laying-on of hands/touch-up.
If it is bad enough, he might do de flowering zhing to heal, and thus all de Baxxid currently zhere be mad at de Indrel for making zhem wake up early so as to not be stuck wizh Kal for a century or so.